Earth Date: 21 May 2025
Location: Lunar surface (just outside, already lost)
Mood: 60% headache, 30% legendary hope, 10% delayed panic
I woke up with a colossal headache—the kind a floating soup pack can’t fix. My eyes landed on the cockpit screen:
Oxygen left: 6 days 0 hours 0 minutes 00 seconds
I shook MIRA like a broken coffee maker. Nothing. I decided to go out—if I’m gonna die, might as well have a moon view.
There was no manual. No “Moonwalking for Dummies.” So I improvised: suit on, tank strapped, helmet locked… and stepped outside.
At that moment, I thought: am I the first? Did anyone truly set foot here? Was Armstrong & Co. just Hollywood + popcorn + propaganda?
I wanted an epic line, not a NASA cliché. So I said:
“Maybe it’s not much, but at least my socks are clean.”
I bounced—lunar gravity is a slow-motion trampoline. Awesome.
Then I saw it: a weird pouch half-buried in dust. My heart skipped. Alien artifact? Relic? Proof? I reached out and opened it…
I found an old human poop bag—with a NASA sticker.
I sighed. Then a shrill BEEP-BEEP-BEEP made me jump. My watch screamed:
OXYGEN EMERGENCY: 10 MINUTES LEFT
No time to philosophize. I hopped—really hopped—back to the Virgin 7X.