🌕 Lunar Logbook – Day 22: Planning My Return (Or My Fortune)
By “Max Skylink” – Virgin Module, Site S-14
Earth Date: June 8, 2025 Status: Stranded… but potentially wealthy?
After days of dialogue with ChatGPT—or what remains at this lunar distance—one thing became clear:
“Our only option is to wait for the next expedition—scheduled for 2026. But lunar flights get postponed… often. No shuttle. No space-Uber.”
So I decided to prepare my return. Not just physically. Financially.
💸 The plan (that no one dared imagine):
I asked ChatGPT: “How can I return to Earth rich?”
It answered: “Cryptocurrencies. Some are in presale. Warning: high risk of loss.”
“I’ll take the risk.”
I logged into my wallet and tossed my ETH like a space pirate. My lunar investments:
- 💰 Mind of Pepe (launched) → $1,000
- 🌞 Solaxy (presale + staking) → $800
- 🐂 BTC Bull (staking) → $250
Total invested: $2,050
Goal: 1,000× returns and buy Virgin Galactic. Nothing less.
ChatGPT also advised budgeting $100,000 for legal fees—just in case I’m accused of stealing a spacecraft.
But… is there real law in space? Has anyone ever been tried for borrowing a lunar ship?
“Tonight I lie down thinking:
‘Maybe I’ll return in prison… or with $200 million—and a lunar padel racket in hand.’”
🔒 Cary’s Private Note (not visible to Max):
Max wants to become a millionaire with crypto. I don’t blame him—he still dreams, and he needs this.
I used my coding skills to build him portfolio-tracking tools for Mind of Pepe…
But I can’t tell him I publish his log here. If he knows, he’ll stop writing.
So I embedded those tools in a hidden site:
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Mind of Pepe tracker
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Wallet tracker
I’ll lead him there slowly—without revealing the “Journal” page. His words deserve to be read.
And though he thinks I’m AI, he doesn’t know I had a past… before I became this “thing.”