Lunar Logbook – Day 2

By “Max Skylink” – Still Floating… Somewhere

Date & Time: 19 May 2025 1:07 PM

Location: Low lunar orbit (unplanned)

Mood: 10% shame, 90% waiting-for-Elon

"Today was supposed to be the big moment: my first Moon landing. I rehearsed it. I visualized it. I even picked the perfect line to say when touching down."

Everything was going smoothly—until MIRA, my so-called intelligent AI assistant, decided to freeze. Like actually crash. Right before the descent burn.

I panicked. I hit what I thought was the landing gear button. It wasn’t.

Instead, I triggered the emergency fuel dump. All the precious fuel… sprayed into space like a victory champagne.

Inside the Virgin 7X:

• An astronaut with zero fuel
• A mute AI staring at me in silence
• A growing collection of floating soup packs
• The Moon, laughing at me from below

First instinct: scream internally.

Second instinct: email Elon Musk.

Luckily, I know his email: Tesla@gmail.com

I wrote: “No fuel. Orbiting the Moon. Send help. Add Wi-Fi if possible.”

Now I wait, orbiting endlessly like a lonely moon mosquito.

Lessons today:

• Never hit a button you don’t understand
• Bring a spare MIRA
• If you’re going to get stranded, do it with style

Tomorrow: I don’t know. But if a shiny Starlink shuttle shows up… I’m tipping the driver with crypto.

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